Ariel, aka "fluffy girl", doesn't meow. She says "fluff" instead. This is especially true when, upon arriving home from work she accosts me at the door and demands to be fed. "Fluff, FLUFF!" she says. "Fluff, right now!" Lately I've been ignoring her, feeding the cats at my leisure.

Even when Ariel pukes she says "fluff". Its sort of a head-bobbing belly busting fury that curiously sometimes never finishes. Where does cat puke go when it doesn't come out?