The current state of my throat:
The doctor says that its just a virus infection. It started with a sore throat, and moved through my intestines and stomach (if you know what I mean). All I'm left with now is the sore throat, which really isn't so much a sore throat as an INFECTED THROAT!
I'm going to take it easy this weekend and hope that it goes away. The question is, when do I make another trip to the doctors to get that scary mess surgically removed?

WTF! One day I go to your page and I'm drooling, the next day I go and I want to puke.